B A K I N G | Upbeat music to play in the kitchen while my roommate and I bake. [listen]
1. Let’s Smash the Hourglass | Kingsfoil 2. He’s a Rebel (cover) | The Morning Benders 3. I’ve Just Seen a Face | The Beatles 4. The Girl | City and Colour 5. How to Be a Heartbreaker | Marina and the Diamonds 6. Tears | The Tragic Thrills 7. Rather Be | Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne 8. Anna Sun | Walk the Moon 9. Still Into You | Paramore 10. Everything is AWESOME!!! | Tegan and Sara ft. The Lonely Island 11. Pompeii | Bastille 12. Stutter | Marianas Trench 13. Thnks fr th Mmrs | Fall Out Boy 14. Little Talks | Of Monsters and Men 15. Paper Heart | Chloe Howl 16. Giving Up the Gun | Vampire Weekend 19. Everybody Talks | Neon Trees 20. Young Volcanoes | Fall Out Boy 21. Mr. Blue Sky | Electric Light Orchestra 22. That Green Gentleman | Panic! At the Disco 23. Do it 2 Me | Allstar Weekend 24. Follow | Michael Bernard Fitzgerald 25. I Feel Better | Gotye 26. Rock & Roll | Eric Hutchinson 27. Make a New Dance Up | Hey Ocean!
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
No you’re gonna need a new friend