• How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
  • How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.


once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via lostbrokenshhhadow)


So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

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New Found Glory

—My Friends Over You

New Found Glory - My Friends Over You

The Fray

—Kiss Me



Kiss Me (Cover) | The Fray
Kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon’s sparkling
So kiss Me

I heard the first line and gasped. like for real and now I’m crying

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so my mom told me before she left that I should put away the extra food that we were having for dinner away if the rest of my family didn’t get back until seven tonight. and I waited until six 56ish and they got home, so they got their food for dinner and I thought they would just put it away bc they are sensible adults. but NO THEY DIDNT. AND MY MOM JUST GOT HOME AND YELLED AT ME FOR NOT DOING MY JOB EVEN THOUGH I DID AND IT WASNT MY FAULT BUT MY FREAKING DAD DIDNT TAKE THE BLAME AND NOW MY WHOLE FAMILY IS MAD AT ME BC I JUST QUIETLY WALKED AWAY BC I DIDNT WANT IT TO END IN TEARS OR YELLING. and UGH THEY ALL HATE ME AGAIN