HTIS IS IT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN A LL DAY
actually yahoo wanted to buy this url but accidentally bought the entire site
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Life of a Fangirl
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2013-05-19
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gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
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Source: prince-ichi
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My brother thinks that the TMI fandom isn’t big enough to warrant a midnight premiere for City of Bones and naturally, I disagree. (C’mon brother, have a little faith.) But anyway, if you are in the TMI fandom, would you mind reblogging this to show him that we are in fact large and strong and awesome and worth a midnight premiere?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Source: faithandwanderlust
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of long words
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
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Source: fortruthforloveformydesire
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OK I’M FUCKIN PISSED
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THE FAULT IN OUR STARS COVER IS UGLY
WHICH I PERSONALLY DISAGREE WITH, BUT HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT THE COVER OF THE FINNISH TRANSLATION
I HAVE NEVER
EVER
IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE
ONCE
SEEN A BOOK COVER THIS UGLY
JUST LOOK AT IT
IT LITERALLY HAS A CLIP ART CHERUB ON IT
A MOTHERFUCKING CLIP ART CHERUB
what the hell
Source: the-whale-incident
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Reasons To Be Happy:
- Dead trees still stand and so can you.
- You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
- Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
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Source: pornogrinder
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Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
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Taylor Swift has already won 7 awards tonight!
Top Female Artist
Top Billboard 200 Artist
Top Digital Songs Artist
Top Country Artist
Top Country Album
Top Country Song
Album Of The Year
she lost 3 and the milestone award and top artist are pending all according to BBMA winners list found here
ps: album of the year aka Top Billboard 200 Album was announced in rehearsals
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Source: fear13less
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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”
Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
Im 13 and i love it
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Source: andthis-is-whoiam
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i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
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Source: algrenion
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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Source: bedquest
